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Where is Cindy Sheehan's Volkswagen Beetle?
We know that Crazy Cindy bought a 2005 Volkswagen Beetle convertible for herself. But where are the pictures? Please help us find one!
Someone in Berkeley, California, where Cindy lives, MUST have seen it. Any picture will do. Come on, folks.
There just aren't that many blue 2005 Volkswagen Beetle convertibles out there.
When Ben and Jerry's ice cream isn't buying her airline tickets and there's no "Freedom Bus" available (Cindy doesn't "do" Greyhound
or Trailways, pulllleeeezze), a girl's still got to get around.
Inquiring minds want to know:
- What's the license plate number (040404?, 666?)
- Is it normally aspirated or turbo?
- Deisel or gas?
- Are the seats leather or fabric?
- If leather, how many innocent cows were slaughtered needlessly for their hides?
- If fabric, are there stains?
- Does it have a CD player?
- Does she realize that this overpowered, gas-guzzeling behemoth is adding to global warming and killing our planet?
- Does she carry a pile of boots and a couple of dozen little white crosses in the trunk?
- Does she blame Presient George Bush when she gets a flat tire?
- Does it bother her that every time she fills the gas tank she is giving money to Bushco and the evil corporations who murdered
her son?
- How many moonbats will fit in the car (top up vs top down)?
- Does she keep an American flag and a little wooden cross with Casey's name on it in the little flower holder?
If you see crazy Cindy Sheehan in her Volkswagen Beetle Moonbatmobile, at least grab us a snapshot on your cellphone. We're beggin' here, people.
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