Cindy Sheehan appears in Waco, Texas

Location: City Hall, Waco, Texas

Date: 06/30/06

Crowd size: 0 (not counting the press and sub-human lawyers)

Paid for by: Good question

Brain-dead comment:

At the moment, she's letting the ACLU do her talking for her

Nine days after her paid gig in Vienna, Austria, the moonbat resurfaced in Waco, Texas. On the 19th of June, Cindy flew to Vienna, in hopes of embarrassing President Bush (who did not meet with Crazy Cindy) when he consulted Austria's Prime Minister (who also did not meet with Crazy Cindy). President Bush arrived on Wednesday the 21st, wrapped up his business and moved on. Sometime shortly thereafter, Cindy hopped on her broom and returned to the United States. As she flew into New York, the flight pattern took her over the Statue of Liberty (who also did not meet with Crazy Cindy). At the airport the encountered U.S. Custom and Immigration (like everybody else) who did meet with her. Regrettably, they let her back into the country (bad move guys). By Wednesday the 28th, she was in her hometown, Berkeley, lobbying (successfully) the city council to putting a measure on the ballot allowing the citizens of the People's Republic to vote to impeach the President, and selling books.

Somewhere along the line, Sheehan learned that she had pissed off more than a few people last August when she camped outside the President's ranch in Crawford, Texas. It seems that she and the horde of moonbats that gathered around her upset a lot of people who actually live there. They didn't like the traffic, the litter or the crowds that she brought with her. They expressed their displeasure to their elected representatives, and a month after Cindy left, the McLennan County commissioners passed ordinances banning camping in any county ditch and restricting parking on 14 roads near the President's ranch (about a five-mile radius). On Friday, June 30th, Sheehan arrived in Waco. (Those frequent-flyer miles must be worth a bundle by now.) She and four other people, Ann Wright, Daniel Ellsberg, Tammara Rosenleaf and Charlie Anderson, with the help of the ACLU, filed suit against the county, the sheriff and the individual county commissioners.

She doesn't care if she annoys the Hell out of everyone in the county, except the President, who won't even know she's there. Crawford, Texas used to be the town where these decent, God-fearing, patriotic people lived. The way Cindy sees it, the place is now her stage and the ignorant rubes who live there are threatening to keep her from putting on her show. The show must go on! Screw the hayseeds from flyover-country. Have THEY ever spent the night in Willie Nelson's Maui guest-house? Have THEY ever been hugged by Joan Baez? Have THEY ever gone to the movies with Jane Fonda? Have THEY ever met with Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Jesse Jackson or Michael Moore? Have THEY ever held hands with the Chairman of the Revolutionary Communist Party, USA? Have THEY ever driven across the border into Canada to hug and praise deserters from the American military and encourage others in the ranks to run away? Just who do these people think they are. SHE is Saint Cindy of Berkeley! THEY are Ma and Pa Kettle.

Wrong, Cindy. THEY are the people of McLennan County. THEY are everything you despise. They are the salt of the earth.

YOU are a cartoon.