Top Ten Indicators That Cindy Sheehan is Crazy

10) She has fantasies about going back in time and killing President Bush as an infant, to prevent the war in Iraq from ever happening. source

This one's a trifecta: it involves A) time travel, B) changing history so that all of humanity will exist in a world she created, and C) killing in infant. Yup. Sounds pretty nutty to me.

9) She would like Hugo Chavez to be President of the United States of America. source

He wasn't born in this country, he doesn't speak English, he's a Communist and he's a dictator. But other than that, why not?

8) She thinks "fasting" involves ice cream, smoothies, protein powder, teas and high-calorie Jamba Juice treats. source

Like pretty much everything else in Cindy's Wacky, Wonderful World, she got it backwards. On Planet Cindy, day is night, bad is good and fasting means getting by on 3,000 calories a day.

7) She believes that the President's staff arranges his schedule, based on her antics. source

Cindy, if you dropped dead tomorrow morning, it would take at least three days before the President would get the word. This may well come as a surprise, but as President, he has to be concerned with floods, hurricanes, Afganistan, Iraq, Iran trying to build nukes, dealing with Congress and a thousand other things. If your existance is on his radar at all, it is represented by a "blip" of miniscule proportions. Talk about delusions of grandeur, sheeesh!

6) She seems to have an unerring sense of who will NOT win an election.

Mama Moonbat supported Al Gore, John Kerry, Cynthia Mckinny, Jonathan Tasini, Christine Cegelis, Michael Berg, and Todd Chretien. As far as we know, no candidate, anywhere, has been elected after receiving an endorement from Crazy Cindy. Just blind luck dictates that at least one of her favorites should have won, sometime, somewhere. This can only be explained by the fact that her perception of reality is so different from what most people see that there is no connection. With each loss she has become more bitter and delusional.

5) Her sense of "appropriate" behaviour is broken.

Posing, lying prone on your son's grave, for a picture to be published in Vanity Faire magazine is wrong. Buying yourself a brand new VW convertible while refusing to buy a headstone for your son's grave is wrong. Saying that the President of the United States "murdered" your son is wrong. Having a shill use his status as a refugee from New Orleans to con people into selling you land is wrong. Normal people get this. Cindy doesn't.

4) She is unable to control her speech. source

"Oftentimes when I am interviewed before a speaking engagement, the reporter will ask me about what I am going to talk about. I often answer: 'I have no idea, but I am excited to find out!' I am even surprised by what I say." I'm thinking, perhaps Tourette's Syndrome?

3) She can't understand why even mainstream Liberal Democrats avoid her like the Plague.

Q: How can you keep this grass-roots anti-war campaign of yours funded? How did you purchase this property out here?
A: I bought the property myself with my own money.

Q: How about the rest of this peace movement?
A: It’s grass-roots donations to our nonprofit group.

Q: You don’t have any major backers at all?
A: No.

Q: Really?
A: Not this year.

Q:You had some big ones last year.
A: I had some big ones last year.

Q: What happened to them?
A: I don’t know.

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They ran away, Cindy. They didn't wan't to be branded as "Moonbats". The inability to grasp the obvious is one of the hallmarks of a delusional person.

2) She signed a petition. So what? The petition asked a dozen oil companies, including BP, Royal Dutch Shell and ExxonMobil, to "stop doing business with the U.S. military until all U.S. troops and mercenary forces are out of Iraq." source

The notion is insane, in and of itself. The list of the other 39 signers makes for interesting reading (including Hadi Jawad, co-founder of the Crawford "Peace House" and Howard Zinn, Marxist author and lecturer), but we have no doubt that Crazy Cindy really thought the executives would read the petition, come to their senses, and stop selling oil to the U.S. military. She must have believed that, because otherwise the gesture would have been just another cheap publicity stubt intended to garner publicity and thereby funnel more money into Cindy's purse (you know, the one with Casey Sheehan's picture on it). No way. She's NOT a cynical, publicity-hungry, money-grubbing opportunist. So she must be...

1) Cindy is going to move from Berkeley, California to Crawford, Texas and live in a treehouse! source

Cindy Sheehan is planning to leave Berkeley, where everybody is pretty much as goofy as she is, to Crawford, where everybody pretty much depises her. Her plan is to create the "Camp Casey Peace Institute" (no doubt as a tax-dodge) and since she's worried about flooding, unlike the locals who simply build their houses on high ground, she's proving that she's much smarter than everyone else by building the structures in trees. She intends to have a "a great room and an industrial-type kitchen and an office and some bathrooms." Electricity will come from a mix of solar power and bio-diesel generators. Where she expects to get the vegetable oil from is a mystery. Crawford only has about 700 residents and it's doubtful, although fried foods are popular there, that the locals will produce enough grease to keep Cindy supplied with juice (the electrical kind). Maybe she'll have it trucked in from Waco? Let's hope the "Peace Institute" has a "Peace Room", with a heavily-padded floor and walls, where the "Peace Mom" can spend some quiet-time, peacefully dreaming about slaughtering an infant George Bush. Nice.

That's it! She's nuts! Case closed.