Cindy Sheehan's Most Pointless Rant Ever!

Crazy Cindy Sez: Summary
Crazy Cindy has a new rant posted over at Michael Moore's site. I'm not going to link to it. It's just not worth the effort. But I must say the with this one, Mama Moonbat has outdone herself. This particular rant demonstrates how utterly distant she is from reality. Here's the blow-by-blow:

Paragraph one: Isreal started the latest round of middle-Eastern violence and the "absurdity" needs to stop.

Paragraph two: She is unable to comprehend the world's "overwhelming support of Israel's right to 'defend itself'" and Israel's actions are "morally reprehensible and just an extension of BushCo's campaign to enrich the voracious war profiteers."

Paragraph three: Cindy decries the recent sale of American minitions to Israel and wonders "if the expiration dates on the bombs were nearing and the war machine needed to sell and ship more bombs so that the CEO's could fill their Hummers, limos, and jets with gas." (Note to Moonbats...There are no significant oil deposits in Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Egypt or the Gaza Strip. The "Blood-for-Oil" chant just doesn't apply here. Get it?") She closes with "I feel like I am living in Bizarro World." You are, Cindy. You are. And we all want to know what color you chose for the sky.

Paragraph four: Tucker Carlson and John Bolton are evil because they say (according to Cindy), "It's not immoral for Israel to kill innocent civilians because they are fighting terror with more terror: it's the American Way!"

Paragraph five: "The war crimes in Israel and Lebanon have so conveniently knocked Iraq completely off the radar screen which is probably a thing of beauty and a welcome development to the White House and Pentagon."

Paragraph six: "Tyre and the rest of the country (Lebanon) are being relentlessly bombed for the sins of a few which is a crime against humanity."

Paragraph seven: (Paraphrase for brevity) George Bush is a fool, blah, blah, blah.

Paragraph eight: "The only way to a 'lasting cease fire' that the weapons broker, Condi, keeps talking about is a negotiated settlement that includes and insists on peaceful co-existence in the region."

Paragraph ten: "I have felt hopeless that anything I do can even alleviate the suffering of one person."

Paragraph eleven: "Selfishly, I would love to have a world that my surviving children and their children can peacefully co-exist with peoples of other nations in." But that would mean you'd have to get a real job, wouldn't it?

Paragraph twelve: (Paraphrase for brevity) War is bad. Killing is wrong. And I won't shut up. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Please, if anyone related to Cindy still cares, a lot of people are realizing that she is 51-50. You need to get her help. She is becoming a cartoon. If you love her... get the net!

There is a simple conclusion to be drawn from her rant: A) Cindy hates President George Bush. B) She doesn't want to move to Venezuela. C) She would be perfectly happy with Chavez in the White House.