Crazy Cindy Sheehan's Appearances in April, 2006

It's hard work being Cindy Sheehan. One day you're preaching to a bunch of confused high school kids in San Francisco, then you're on your way South to the beaches of Santa Barbara before flying off to give a lap-dance to the assembled media waiting for you in Crawford, Texas. Then it's back on the plane to fly West to do the grip-and-grin at the Beverly Hills Hotel (grab a little cash while you're there) and from there you gotta fly all the way East so you can invade a Senator's offices ("damn, they just refused to arrest me!") and then off to the Hawaiian Islands for some much needed time in the sun (and more cash). Wind the month up with a stroll down Broadway in NYC with your buddies, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Susan Sarandon followed by addressing a meeting of a bunch of aging commies the next day (at least that event was just across town). Yup. She works hard for the money.