Cindy Sheehan's Fake Fast

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And they're off and fasting! Well, sort of. The celebs will give up eating, for a day, or at least a few hours. You believe them. You have to. After all, why wouldn't you trust someone who lives on a completely different planet, whom you have never met? I have no doubt that Susan Sarandon will show steely resolve for the entire 24 hours and march bravely past the fully-loaded refrigerator in her home. Willie Nelson would have been there with Cindy, but he was in Texas, buying a church and performing/hosting his 33rd annual 4th of July picnic. Fear not! Willie will NOT be eating! He'll be hanging out with Kris Kristofferson and Leon Russell. They'll be stuffing their faces with hot dogs and BBQ ribs, potato salad and cole slaw, chilled watermelon and steaming corn-on-the-cob dripping with butter...yet he will be strong! Willie will be steadfast! He will not eat!...And Santa Claus is coming to town.

Back in the nation's Capitol, Cindy is gathered with 150 "true believers", sharing a last meal. What's on the menu? Only the finest in Moonbat fare; vegetarian curry, white rice, and beans, set on a pink plastic sheet spread on the ground in Lafayette Park. Yum, yum! Talk about a meal to die for. Cindy swears she'll personally be doing the "water-only" thing until International Peace Day on September 21. We should be seeing much less of her, if she sticks to it. Either way one takes that phrase, it's a good thing.

Update: 07/05/06 - Instead of "water-only", Cindy will be ingesting "water, teas and juices". Source

I'll go on record now as saying that I predict that within three weeks she'll be porkin' out again "on advice from her physician".