Cindy Sheehan Speaks in Korea

Location: Daechuri, South Korea

Date: 11/22/06

Crowd size: about 200

Organized by:

Agents of North Korea

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What can I say? Crazy Cindy is a real trooper. Just when you think her thinking couldn't get fuzzier. Just when you can't believe that her loathing of Capitalism and America couldn't get any more intense. Just when you thought it was safe to back in the water...

She comes out with a new stunt that leaves Cindy-watchers completely slack-jawed!

This time the Sheehag pops up in South Korea! Ostensibly she and her gang of giggling morons are there on behalf of American trade unions to protest the new proposed free-trade agreement, but there's no romance (or publicity) in that. Thinking quickly, Cindy scouts around for something that will generate buzz and lo and behold! Not far from Seoul, there is an American military base that is expanding and the plans include a golf course. There is a small village nearby and the government has been buying out the residents to secure land for the expansion. A handful of villagers have decided not to leave and are protesting. It's made-to-order for Mama Moonbat's needs.

Her accounts of her adventures are actually more interesting than the events themselves. Reading her words, one can clearly sense both the softening of her mind and her progress towards outright Marxism. Her misguided screed, published in all the usual places under the headline "Siege and Seizure in Korea", contains a sentence that is a paragraph unto itself:

"On the day after Thanksgiving, when most Americans were watching football, trampling each other in Wal-Mart in a frantic feeding frenzy to get the newest cheap toys that are made off of the backs of virtual slave labor all over the world and/or spending most of the day circling parking lots at malls across the country to find a coveted parking space, four women from our delegation - me, Medea Benjamin (founder of Global Exchange and Code Pink), my sister, Dede Miller (co-founder of GSFP) and my assistant, Tiffany Burns - walked across about 2 acres (up to our armpits) of ruined rice crops toward the 'dmz' between the village and Camp Humphreys to hang a sign that said: "Farms Not Arms" on the nasty looking razor wire, despite the warnings of the Korean guards who were waving their arms and screaming something at us from behind two rows of the barbed wire."

She opens with her usual shot at all the things she hates (Thanksgiving, Americans, football, Wal-Mart, malls, etc.). She then describes how she, Medea Benjamin of Codeoink (she was the one who interrupted Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki's address to Congress and was carried out like a shrieking sack of potatoes), her sister Dede Miller (the rotund creature who never found the right man) and Tiffany Burns (it was Tiffany who forgot to pay Crazy Cindy's parking ticket, resulting in yet another arrest) plodded across two acres of "ruined rice crops". The distance they covered was no longer than 440 yards. That is 1,320 feet. Roughly one quarter of a mile, which is the equivalent of about five uptown/downtown blocks in New York City. While five blocks might be a struggle for the gravitationally-challenged Dede Miller, it is not exactly the Bataan Death March. Somehow two acres sounds so much more heroic. As for the "ruined rice crops", well it IS Winter. The average temperature is below freezing, so any crops still in the field would be, well, ruined. And I'm sure we all could have done without Cindy mentioning her armpits (there's a visual we didn't need). The Korean guards were probably screaming "Shut up and go home, you giant, hideous American bitch!" And who among us could blame them if that were true?

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Cindy then expresses her desire to "help the people of Daechuri struggle against the very same thing that took Casey's life." So now the South Korean farmers are fighting Iraqi terrorists? Wow, those guys sure do get around! In another glimpse into her murky and confused version of reality, Crazy Cindy states that "You can bet your turkey leftovers that North Korea is watching these developments very closely and only the people of Korea and this region will pay for US infiltrations in South Korea" We're expanding a base, Cindy, we are not "infiltrating" anywhere! It is your friends, the peace-loving and prosperous NORTH KOREANS who dig tunnels under the DMZ to infiltrate SOUTH KOREA! As usual, she has everything backwards. Good is bad, black is white, up is down and the President of the United States of America is "Georgie Bushie".

The rest of her missive from Hell is peppered with the threadbare phrases that are the hallmark of the aging Marxist: "American imperial gluttony; peace and justice; US corporatism, imperialism and militarism; violent US military extremism: our brothers and sisters whom we are allowing our governments to oppress and suppress; arrogant, and care-less US militarism; US colonialism and militarism; solidarity; the juggernaut of US military expansion; greed, crime, corruption, pollution, etc., that all go hand in glove wherever the US military is present." Is there ANYONE who still doesn't get it that she is a Marxist? That she stands opposed to everything that most Americans believe in?

Won't someone, anyone, please throw a net over this cow and have her carted off to a maximum-security Funny Farm?