Cindy Sheehan's Homely Mugshot

Bottom line: the broad fell out of the Ugly-tree and hit every single branch on the way down. She didn't miss even one.

I was wrong. She's not homely, she's hideous and this nugshut-like photo proves it. She'd have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. She's so ugly, that when she was a kid, her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

I'll stop now. It's too easy and I'm having too much fun. (But please feel free to submit a few of your own.)