Hate Mail From Cindy Sheehan's Friends

You've Got (Hate) Mail!

I don't "hate" Crazy Cindy. How can you "Hate" someone you've never met? I am reviled by the things she says. I am offended that she has an American passport (that's a hint Mr. President). I am disappointed that her children and ex-husband must bear the burden of her seditious buffoonery. But no, I do not "Hate" Cindy Sheehan.

So where's the payoff for me? Right here! Genuine hate mail from certified Moonbats. Not easy to come by, but truly worth the effort!

Warning: Some of Crazy Cindy's supporters are even more foul-mouthed than she is. I have reprinted their comments without censoring their language because an expurgated version would not convey the true nature of what they send me. I apologize to any who are offended and if I get enough email requesting me to clean up their language, I will do so.

From: Doug Anderson

Date: 10/2/08

I challenge you to a debate for money - Nader supporter

(No salutation)

and you? You aren't in the club but are obviously easily fooled. Living in cow town explains quit a bit. Name one politician that you support ( that wouldn't give you the time of day) that is smarter and has a better track record/credibility. I didn't think so.

I guarantee you are too fat to get a woman and therefore have no kids in addition to no consciense. I bet you also think God told us to steal the oil and blow up thousands of children, leaving their fathers very angry. GOT THAT DUMB ASS

willing to put your money where your ignorant mouth is?

Doug,

Congratulations! Your 15 seconds of fame is here! Your comments will be posted shortly at: http://www.cindysheehanwatch.com/hate_mail_from_sheehans_friends.html

If you read the other hate-mail posted there, you may notice similarities in tone, verbiage and reasoning between your screed and the others. I would like to think that each email came from a different individual, but I have recently considered the possibility that they may all be the work of a single person using multiple noms de plume (that are French for "pen name").

I suspect this person is an angry old woman, living out her sunset years in a apartment in which the window-shades are always drawn down and the phone never rings. Her world revolves around her bitter memories and her cats, her many, many cats. She is angry because Julius and Ethyl Rosenberg were executed. She is angry because Capitalists have cut down all the forests. She is angry because Hubert Humphrey, George McGovern, Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, and Al Gore lost. She is angry because she couldn't get a date for her high school senior prom. She's angry because the price of adult diapers has gone up and paper towels just don't do the job. And she's angry because her Social Security check is late again.

She sits in the dark, drinking from a vodka bottle and watching PBS. THEY share her anger. THEY share her outrage.

Next to her TV sits a computer, a gift from a nephew perhaps. Sometimes she gets an email announcing a demonstration against something or other. It is a chance to swap her fuzzy pink slippers for a pair of tattered tennis shoes. She hops a bus downtown and joins the other moonbats, screeching at passersby.

They have places to go and things to do. They don't care. That makes her angry too!

When she gets home again, she watches the local news on TV to see if she got on-camera. After that she cruises the internet, searching for a fresh cause that only she can bring to the world's attention.

Finally, like a moth drawn to a flame, she again visits cindysheehanwatch.com. A new item has been posted on the front page. He's mocking Crazy Cindy again. Her face becomes a twisted mask of fury. The bile rises from her stomach. She will not sit by on the sidelines in silence. Once again, her fingers dance across the keyboard as she sends yet another vitriolic missive to my inbox. SHE will defend Cindy's honor!

I will read her hate-mail and chuckle. I will spend a few moments crafting a thoughtful response and then post it on the website. An average of 40 people a day visit my website and they too will chuckle and guffaw.

Thank you "Doug". (Or whatever your real name is. Really, honey, if "Doug" works for you, then I'm fine with it)

From: Ron Corvus

Date: 10/14/07

Subject line: You know, I happened across your website, and you are one pathetic bastard.

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You know, I happened across your website, and you are one pathetic bastard.

The only thing worse than your favorite playtoy is your obsessive, compulsive coverage of some soccermom whose son was killed in the war.

No wonder you're alone. Who in the fuck would put up with such a narcissistic, guntoting, slobbermouthed, bellyaching, sidewinding loser like yourself?

At least Sheehan had a son actually in the Armed Forces - that's more than you can say about your unic self.

I'm going to have to go take a shower after visiting your greasy site.

I didn't know grubworms could type, much less organize crap in neat little piles.

Truly pathetic.

I don't think you should be criticized: I think you should be studied: preferrably, under bright lights, behind safety glass in a secure facility by scientists in white lab coats.

Maybe scientists can isolate the gene inside you which causes such conduct and create a vaccine to save others who share your affliction.

I'm contacting the Jerry Lewis telethon now, to see if we can turn a negative into a positive.

.r o n

Ron, Ron, Ron,

I have noted that nearly all the hate mail I get is very similar in the following ways:

• Profanity-laced personal attacks, usually remarking on genitalia.
• Limited communications skills. If you run Spellcheck, you will find that play toy, soccer mom, gun toting, slobber mouthed, and side winding are separate words. Also, "eunuch" is the correct spelling, not "unic" and it is "preferably" rather than "preferrably". We all, myself included, make typos, but really, can't we do better?
• The strange conviction that Cindy is just an average American mom, going through life doing no harm and that by documenting where she goes and what she says, I am somehow committing a sin of some sort.

Soccer moms don't pose for Vanity Fair magazine by lying down on their son's grave.

Soccer moms don't wait two years (having collected hundreds of thousands of dollars in death benefits) before putting a headstone on that same grave.

She bought 5 acres of land in Crawford, Texas, using a "beard". A beard is an intermediary used in a real estate deal, to conceal the true identity of the buyer or seller.

The beard was Gerald "Gerry" T. Fonseca, from Eagle Rock, MO, who claimed to have been displaced from New Orlean by Katrina. How low will Cindy stoop? Hold on to your hat, Ron.

Cindy Sheehan bought the land in late July, 2006, with money, $52,500, from Casey's life insurance. "I can't think of a better way to use Casey's insurance money than for peace." source

Then Cindy SOLD the land, less than a year later, to Bree Walker, a left-wing radio talk show host, for $87,000. A profit of $34,500. That is lower than low. Cindy ain't no soccer mom.

"At least Sheehan had a son actually in the Armed Forces". That was not an accomplishment on Cindy's part. She begged him not to enlist and offered to drive him to Canada. Casey Sheehan was/is a real hero. How you give her credit for that, given the facts, is a mystery.

Read the other hate-mail entries here. Most sound much like yours.

The Cindy Sheehan you envision doesn't exist.

Read the facts and then ask yourself "How can I defend someone who does these things?"

Are you angry that I put all the facts in one place where everyone can see them? Does the truth hurt that much?

Frankly, it's hard work trying to "organize crap in neat little piles."

But I'll keep at it. Please stop by again.

From: Pual Revere

Date: 08/16/06

Subject line: "Re: comment"

(No salutation)

Brevity is said to be the soul of wit.

Yep, that's what the girls say about you.

I've seen your site and can only say:

BAAWWWAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA

Please stop by the site often and leave any other intellectual gems that may occur to you. I will be posting your screed (and my response as expressed here) on the site later this week so that others can marvel at your clever and articule remarks.

Okay, John, how about this ...

First, there's an old saying that I think applies to your hate towards Cindy Sheehan and this country, and it goes something like this:

There are two kinds of people who do not like you and they fall into two categories -- the stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in about five years time. The envious, never.

I tend to believe that you are just plain stupid. People who support Bush and Cheney and all the right-wing extremists are generally dumbasses and hypocrites and have wanton disregard for human life. This sounds like you. Maybe you will shed your stupidity in five years and then realize your failings.

However, your problem might be envy. Maybe you are envious of Casey Sheehan because his mother Cindy gives a fuck about him and your momma doesn't give a rat's ass about you. By the way, how old are you? I think I think you are a liar. You are probably a little punkass stalker living in the basement of your mommy's house typing garbage on your puter and calling yourself a "web designer" (ooooh -- BTW your web pages pretty much suck.) You probably jerk off to Cindy Sheehan's pictures on your computer every day, wishing you had a momma like Cindy. Yes, you sound like one sick fuck (and void in the reasoning department).

Why don't you go sign up for the military? I'de rather see some idiot like you, who doesn't deserve this country, go die for Bush and Cheney instead of the poor sucker who, with no employment possibilities because of the fucked up priorities of this Administration, signed up for the military with the promise of honorable service and an education, but, instead got sent to fight an immoral and illegal war. After you enlist, get sent out to Iraq and die, then we'll see if anyone cares about your life, especially your momma (if she is still living).

Paul

P.S. Dare to post this screed? We'll see.

I have posted his "screed". I will let his words speak for themselves.

From: Chuckie

Date: 08/15/06

Subject line: "SO YOU'RTE A FAT ASS"

(No salutation)

YUR SITE SUCKS YOUR LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE DICK,,,CHUCKIE

Hello Chuckie,

Gosh, you sure have a way with words. Harvard or Yale?

I will be posting your screed (and my response as expressed here) on the site later this week so that others can marvel at your wit and insight.

Best regards,

John

From: Su (last name witheld to save her relatives from humiliation)

Date: 08/15/06

Subject line: "website!! WOW"

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wow! A 54 YEAR OLD MAN SCARED OF A MOTHER OF A SOLDIER MURDERED BY BUSH. A REAL PATRIOT, A REAL MAN DOESNT TRASH THE MOTHER OF A SOLDIER.

you, SIR. tell us more about you with this website than you do about cindy. PATHETIC INSECURE POWERLESS AND DICKLESS....

Dear Su,

Thanks for visiting the site and writing to share your feelings. Please stop by again.

Your hyperbolic comments, obscenities and sheer vitriol suggest that you have had a rough day. May I suggest Gin? Lots of Gin. With ice. It can have a very soothing effect on frayed nerves.

I will not respond in kind. That only bores people. I will, however, be posting your screed (and my response as expressed here) on the site later this week so that others can marvel at your wit and insight.

Please stop by the site often.

Best regards,

John

From: Paul Revere

Date: 08/15/06

Subject line: "comment"

Dear Miserable Ilk,

I know what you can do to improve your website -- TAKE IT DOWN!

You are a violent, nasty little fuck and a traitor to our country. By the way, your web designing is shit.

(Damn, that felt GOOD!)

GFY,

Paul Revere

Wendy,

Hello Paul,

Nice rant. A bit heavy on the vitriol and somewhat light in the reasoning department, but overall it was straight and to the point. I do appreciate that.

Brevity is said to be the soul of wit.

I've seen your site and can only say:

BAAWWWAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA

Please stop by the site often and leave any other intellectual gems that may occur to you. I will be posting your screed (and my response as expressed here) on the site later this week so that others can marvel at your clever and articule remarks.

Best Regards,

John

From: Wendy (last name and e-mail withheld pending chat with lawyer-types)

Date: 07/30/06

Subject line: "How sad.... "

cindysheehanwatch.com - since you seem to have an over-abundence of time on your hands!

"Religion: Unknown (formerly Catholic), maybe Unitarian"

Did you know that Thomas Jefferson was a Unitarian - so that would make him what?

Have you lost any children in this or any other "war"? Do you have any children in this "war"? Your military service was what and when?

I love the "I hate you because you have a different, so-called, opinion than I do." diatribe. Just reinforces my sympathy for you and your kind.

I'll point out the obvious for you - it's impossible for you to know how you would respond to the loss of a child in combat or any other situation and I noticed in the Vanity Fair picture of Ms. Sheehan that there were more than a few graves without "headstones" - why is that such a huge issue for you? Is that the only thing you can focus on when it comes to Ms. Sheehan? Just for me personally, I think it's pathetic to spend a gross amount of money on a big slab of marble that says to the world "I was here!".

I'll bet you call yourself a Christian don't you? How sad! I'll say a prayer for you!

Wendy (last name deleted)

Wendy,

Thank you for your slogan-filled communique. Your dependence on irrelevant facts is not unexpected. You state that Thomas Jefferson was a Unitarian, but cite no supporting documentation. Please note that everything in the Cindy Sheehan Watch site is footnoted and referenced. If you wish to be taken seriously, this is a practice you should adopt.

Although you attempt to create some linkage between Jefferson and Sheehan (one being a founder of our country and highly literate statesman whereas the other is a semi-literate Moonbat who lives in Berkeley) the connection, as it would for most rational people, escapes me.

Was Jefferson a Unitarian? I do not know the answer to that. Is Cindy a Unitarian? I do not know the answer to that either. In any case, there is absolutely NO connection. Even if BOTH were Unitarians, there is still....(sigh) no connection.

The rest of your comments defy comprehension and are utterly idiotic. Sit down. Pour yourself a lovely glass of Merlot and take a couple of Prozacs.

Your rant is the intellectual equivalent of an Appalachian yard sale and your devotion to hackneyed phrases suggests a mind as threadbare as the carpet found in the lobby of the sleaziest motels imaginable.

By virtue of your simplicity of mind, your paucity of ideas, boundless arrogance and inability to grasp the obvious...I hereby promote you to the rank of Moonbat - Second Class. Congratulations!

Like the sign says, Wendy, you keep on talking, we'll keep on laughing!

From: Kraqus (e-mail withheld pending chat with lawyer-types)

Date: 07/28/06

Subject line: Warm this up your ass

You are such a an Imbecile Moron.
You make me laugh with all your comments.
Now go back shoot some Quails boy!!

You are nothing but a Hillbilly.

HA !!

Greetings Kraqus,

I was so impressed by the pith and pure intellect of your subject line: "Warm this up your ass", that I found myself compelled, nay, driven to read your missive.

Having done so, I am pleased to offer the following observations:

1) "You are such an Imbecile Moron." Perhaps you meant to use "Imbecile" as an adjective, in which case you should have written "Imbecilic Moron". In any event, the combination, when used as an epithet, is as meaningless as your existence. An "Imbecile" has an IQ of 26–50, while a "Moron" has an IQ of 51–70. A person can be one or the other, but not both. These are what are called "mutually exclusive terms". It appears you either slept through Psychology 101 or else it was not offered at whichever trade school you attended. (Although I am sure your exhibited great promise in finger-painting class... or would have, had you been able to resist licking the paint from your fingers before applying it to the paper).

2)"You make me laugh with all your comments." As witty bon mots as ever I've heard! (That, my window-licking friend, is SARCASM.) Do remember, Kraqus, "He who laughs last...thinks slowest!" Somehow you have escaped the process of natural selection thus far. Please allow me to offer my hearty congratulations and wishes for your continued good luck, because surely it is solely a matter of "luck" that you have gotten this far in life. Just as a sidebar, it pleases me greatly that "all" of my comments bring a smile to your drool-covered lips. Frankly, I expected that some of my comments might have enraged you enough to leap to your keyboard to vent your ample spleen. But NO! They "all" made you laugh. Thank you. Tonight I shall sleep the sleep of the just.

3) "Now go back shoot some Quails boy!!" Now this one has me puzzled. The "go back" part makes no sense, since I have not moved from where I was (physically). You follow that with "shoot some Quails boy!!" I am stunned! Although I am, in fact, a member of the NRA and a damn good shot with a .357, I do not shoot animals. There is a brace of Quail that visit my yard daily. They are pleasing to the eye and do no harm. I would never shoot THEM for approaching my door. Why do you hate Quail? Do you also hate Whales? Snail-Darters? What kind of SUV-driving animal-hater are you? Wait 'till PETA hears about you!

4) "You are nothing but a Hillbilly." Ah, the arrogance and condescension of the big-city liberal. Actually, I live in a valley. It floods sometimes. Right now it's hot. Sorry, no hills.

5) "HA !!" Damn, Cletus, look at the smoke comin' out of his ears! I'll betcha he hurt his brain comin' up with THAT one. Wish I coulda thunk up somethin' like that. "HA !!" Well don't that just beat all? And here I am, getttin' by all these years usin' "screw you" or "go to Hell". There's no doubt about it, that Kraqus is one real-smart feller alrighty.

Kraqus, you are hereby promoted to Moonbat Second-class. Congratulations! Please keep visiting the site and tell all/both your friends... well, tell any of them that can read, to please drop by. Thanks.

From: JL Stiles (e-mail withheld pending chat with lawyer-types)

Date: 08/29/07

Subject line: Cindy Website

Hey fucker, your website is a disgrace and I would like to fuck your ancient ass up.

It's funny how you nazis feel threatened by such a woman but allow our great country to be fucked around by Bush and Co.

We have a president that lied to get us in an endless war that has killed over 3600 of our guys and injured 10 times that and we have run out of military personnel to the point where our guys are going crazy from 3 and 4 deployments. This is not to mention the 5 million innocent

homeless Iraqi civilians and about a million Iraqi civs dead, not to mention the astronomical sum of money we spent to destroy a country of 27 million people which had no airforce or WMD.

All this and all you can do is bash an anti war activist whose son died

in this shitty war.

You're lame and I have no idea why I wasted my time telling you the obvious. It's clear that the obvious is very difficult for your simian

brain to handle. Go ahead, look up the word "simian", you putz.

JL

None (has anyone noticed the theme of voilence in pursuit of "Peace")

luis cortez (e-mail withheld pending chat with lawyer-types)

Date: 07/08/07

Subject line: About your Cindy Sheehan website

This lady has more guts than your dad had nuts. Go fuck yourself and your conservative war mongering, earth destroying agents from hell. Where do assholes like you come from anyway?

Amazing

"I LOVE the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like victory!" Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!