Cindy Sheehan's Travel Kit

Just what are the "must have" travel items for a moonbat-on-the-go? It's all there in Crazy Cindy Sheehan's Travel Kit!

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Boots are your basic building block. Do NOT leave home without them!

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These are your basic props: boots, name tag, rosary beads, picture of the deceased. They're not suitable for every occasion, but they do make a statement. The boots travel well and are built to take a beating, so when packing, stick the more delicate items, like the rosary beads, inside them for protection. The picture and frame should be packed flat in a suitcase, perhaps cushioned by some tie-dye shirts.

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(Helpful hint from Cindy herself: be sure the paparazzi are gathered and in place BEFORE you set up the props.)

 
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A cross is essential! Easy to spot from a distance. Instantly recognizable. Portable. And CHEAP!

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Whatever you do, don't forget the "F and F" (Flag and Flowers). This is NOT "jumping the shark". The flag suggests that you love America and the flowers enhance the illusion that you're at a gravesite, not setting up a photo opportunity for the press in a cow pasture in Crawford, Texas.

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It's a lot to manage, so be sure to hire sherpas to tote what you can't carry yourself.

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Although sometimes you'll just have to jam the essentials into your carry-on luggage.