Cindy Sheehan Returns to Camp in Crawford, Texas

I have a hunch Cindy's is either drowning her miseries with Mad Dog 2020 or standing outside the cyclone fence at Berkeley's Memorial Stadium, hoping for some comforting words from the tree-sitters.

Cindy announced with great pride source that she was a finalist for the Nobel Peace Prize, almost exactly one year ago (minus one day). Now Crazy Al Gore has cheated Cindy out of the Nobel prize she so richly deserved. It's just so very wrong!

The Nobel "Peace" Prize has become utterly irrelevant and reflects the opinion of five Norwegians (three of them Socialist politicians). What is appalling, is that Nutty Al Gore's (remember, he claimed to have invented the internet?) focus in life is NOT "Peace", but "Global Warming"! He has done NOTHING to promote whirled peas. There is no clear-cut consensus among scientists that Global Warming is even real. Hellooooo? Look at how hard Crazy Cindy has worked to end the war in Iraq and bring Peace to the region. It's not her fault that her efforts achieved nothing (except to make her huge wads of cash and free travel around the world). Momma Moonbat is the one working for whiled peas, Al is working on Global Warming!

Just a few days ago, Sheehan called ending the war in Iraq "the most important issue of our time" source. At the time, Crazy Cindy was engaged in a REAL effort to bring about whirled peas by lying down on a lawn in her home town of Berkeley, CA, with 999 other Moonbats to spell out the words "Impeach". In contrast, at the 2007 Academy Awards, Al Gore said Global Warming is "the overriding world challenge of our time" source. Peace isn't his issue and he stole Crazy Cindy's Nobel Peace Prize!

It's not the first time Al stuck it to Cindy
Don't we all remember the movie that was going to be made about Momma Moonbat's life source? The one that was going to star Susan Sarandon (5'5" tall and still damn good looking) as Cindy (6'0" tall and ugly as a mud fence)? Al Gore ruined that too! How? Behold:

Director Davis Guggenheim hooked up with Producers Laurie David and Lawrence Bender, who brought with them powerful connections to Hollyweird's extreme left and the elite of the movie industry. Bender and David are/were both bloggers on the Huffington Post. Bender brought credibility to the project, having produced all but one of Quentin Tarantino's movies since Reservoir Dogs in 1992. Until 2007, David was married to Larry David (co-creator of Seinfeld) and is a big-time player in the environmental movement (despite often flying by private jet between her homes in LA and on Martha's Vinyard). Just as Bender's participation assured everyone that the movie was a serious venture, David's connections with the extreme fringe treehuggers announced that this was their chance to get their message out to the masses. For example, David is way tight with Sheryl Crow (who told us all to limit ourselves to one square of TP). Even though this was just Guggenheim's second effort on film that ran more than 60 minutes (the first was five years earlier), with these insider connections, success was pretty much guaranteed.

Guggenheim put Nutty Al's PowerPoint slideshow on film and got Melissa Etheridge to do the theme song. We all know Melissa don't we? She and her girlfriend had a baby using David Crosby's sperm, before her girlfriend decided she actually was into men and dumped Melissa like a hot rock. Melissa then found a new girlfriend, procured some more sperm, and once again, Heather has two mommies. Etheridge and Crow are huge musical talents, but these people are seriously weird and that is a fact.

And the content of the film? Nutty Al's half-baked theories are so flawed that a British court recently ruled that "An Inconvenient Truth" contained so many inaccuracies that it required specific disclaimers before it could be shown to schoolchildren. Citing no less than nine specific misrepresentations, High Court judge Michael Burton stated that "Al Gore's movie, An Inconvenient Truth, represents 'partisan political views' and must be treated as such by teachers in British schools source.

Between Guggenheim's direction and camerawork, the Gay/Green/Weird celebrity cabal and Gore's wacky theories, The was no way an Oscar wasn't on the way. Guggenheim got one as Director and Etheridge got one for her song that was eventually bundled into her "greatest hits" CD when it was re-released in 2006 as an "enhanced" version. Al Gore got his Nobel Prize. It was a perfect storm.

And what about Crazy Cindy and HER movie?
All the Moonbat energy had been sucked out of Hollywood. The wacko, extreme left in Hollywood had blown everything they had on getting their message out. In the end, "An Inconvenient Truth" didn't gross as much domestically as Michael Moore's "Sicko". The party was over and everyone went home. A movie about Crazy Cindy wouldn't be "Revolutionary" or "Cutting Edge" anymore. It would just be, well...crazy.

Al's "Truth" was very inconvenient for Crazy Cindy. If not for him, we might be watching Susan Sarandon on the big screen, screeching assorted Moonbat mottos. Al swiped Cindy's Oscar and now he stole her Nobel prize as well. It's just so wrong.

And Crazy Cindy's latest brain-dead utterance is...
"If college was free, why ... would anybody go into the Army? Or the Marines?" source
Do some young men and women join the Army or the Marines because of the benefits? Sure. But most do it for a host of other reasons. Many students take jobs or apply for student loans to pay for higher education. Most who join the armed forces do it out of love of their country, just like Casey Sheehan did. Casey Sheehan was an alter boy in the Catholic Church. He was a Boy Scout and then an Eagle Scout. His sister, Carly, said "all he wanted to do was serve God and his country his whole life" source. He had graduated with his AA degree from a college. He enlisted. Then he re-enlisted. According to Cindy Sheehan, she herself is unable to understand why someone would join the armed forces if not for the college tuition.

Casey is the reason you got to meet the President of the Untied States. Casey is the reason you got to stay in Willie Nelson's house in Hawaii. Casey is the reason that you get paid to show up at colleges and churches. And you can't understand why fine young men and women like Casey would join the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force or Coast Guard?

Shame on you, Cindy.

It took almost two years for you to put a headstone on Casey's grave, and all that time you were making money giving speeches about his death. And even now you denigrate his brothers- and sisters-in-arms, suggesting that they only join to get money for college.

Have you no conscience at all?