Cindy Sheehan Needs Attention

Hey! I'm over HERE goddamnit!

This is a non-starter, folks. You call this a crowd?

Five photographers, a couple of cops and three cows? No way! NO! I'm not gonna turn on the waterworks for a turnout like this.

I did my part, people. I put out the flowers, the boots and the crosses. Now somebody needs to get off their butt and go out and rustle up some warm bodies. No. No crowd, no tears. get it! For just a half-dozen people, I won't even give you a sniffle, let alone a sob. Get me two dozen people and THEN I'll break you of a sob. ONE sob. That's it. Maybe a bonus sniffle if you're quick about it. Now get going!

What? Hell, I don't care if they've heard it all before. They'll damn well hear it again. And like it!

No. I DON'T have any "news". You want "news"? Then go turn on the TV and watch FOX, no, I meant CNN. No "news" here. Casey's still dead. My husband is still divorcing me and my in-laws still hate my guts. Oh, and George is still a terrorist. No "news". You're gonna get speech 3B. You know. Bush lied, troops died. No blood for oil. The whole schmeer. 3B is a winner. It went over big in Kalamazoo and wowed them in Toronto. 3B is excellent and it's all you're gonna get.

I said two dozen warm bodies and photographers don't figure into the headcount. NOW GET MOVIN'!!!

HEY! I'm workin' here!